You Guys You Guys But Seriously

Just incredibly random.

Me: Why is everyone getting married?

My cousin: I didn’t think I would be getting married for at least 2 years and now I’m getting married next month.

Me: It’s ok, I won’t get married for you.

themindyprojectstyle:

Mindy Kaling attends the premiere of Chris Messina’s film “Alex of Venice” at the Tribeca Film Festival, April 18th.
Miu Miu Embellished Matelasse Clutch

themindyprojectstyle:

Mindy Kaling attends the premiere of Chris Messina’s film “Alex of Venice” at the Tribeca Film Festival, April 18th.

Miu Miu Embellished Matelasse Clutch

My friend BJ Novak told me that when you get photographed—what happens is at parties, you drink and someone takes a photograph, but my friend BJ said never be seen with an alcoholic drink in your hand. I said, “Why? People drink, I’m of age.” [x]

Mindy, being someone who grew up Hindu, you probably were around some swastikas.

(Source: captainwright, via mindyproject)

I deal with this type of stuff on a daily basis.

I deal with this type of stuff on a daily basis.

When my cat gives himself a bath to get my scent off of him I actively go ahead and touch him more to make him mad.

Can I just open my super awesome convent now? The one full of single ladies who don’t really care if they’re in a relationship but think it would be super fun to live with your friends and watch TV.

I don’t like it.